| The Bearded Oysters Parade Club The most shuckingly fabulous menagerie of slick chick tricks ever disorganized. |
| Are you ready to come out of your shell? Join us today by contacting The Mother Shucker via email: thebeardedoysters@gmail.com or call or text: 504-905-2830 We are currently accepting new members to join us for Carnival, 2012. If you have questions or concerns please check out the FAQ or ask our Mother Shucker. |


| Your $250 joining fee includes the following: Uniform: Ostrich and oyster flapper headband, faux fur stole, oyster themed bra, white satin skirt (length optional), silver spandex sleeves with white fringe, white fur legwarmers and white winter gloves. Fees: All fees for joining in our events and parades throughout 2012 will be included. Returning members currently pay $25 annually. Money goes to bring us a better experience as a troupe in the future as well as to our operating costs. Throws: Share in the throws including hand decorated oyster shells and recycled Mardi Gras beads. If you would like to join right this second, you can pay via credit card. Once you have ordered your costume, please contact the Mother Shucker to discuss sizes and schedule a time for you to come in and make sure your uniform works for you. Call/Text 504-905-2830 or thebeardedoysters@gmail.com |