Step out of your shell and step into parading.

No Meetings.  No Rehearsals.  Just great times with fabulous ladies.

$350.00 Membership includes participation in events for 2017 and beyond as well as your uniform.

Members are invited to about 12 events annually including seasonal parades, events, festivals, television and films.  Once you own your uniform, annual dues for Carnival parades are currently around $55.  There are many parades throughout the year that do not require you to pay any dues.

Uniform includes : Ostrich feather and oyster shell flapper-style headband, faux fur stole, oyster shell and pearl necklace, oyster themed furry bra, white satin skirt (length optional), silver spandex sleeves with white fringe, white fur leg-warmers, and white logo-ed backpack.

Once you have purchased your membership, you will receive an email to schedule your fitting and pick up of your uniform or instructions on how to receive your uniform by mail.

You are welcome to purchase a Bearded Oysters Membership as a Gift Certificate for a special lady in your life.
                         If you have any questions, please contact the Mother Shucker at
The Bearded Oysters want you to come out of your shell and join us for a parade.
Bearded Oysters werkin their merkins.